yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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