Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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