Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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