i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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