Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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