dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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