If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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