Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's Friday. Sex?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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