and next time when you feel me up, do it right
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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