That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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