hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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