we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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