hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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