i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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