WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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