Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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