i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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