I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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