Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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