it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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