she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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