we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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