We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I supernannyed him into submission
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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