Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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