you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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