found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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