It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
