I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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