Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Drunk is not a location!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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