So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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