Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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