Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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