i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
