I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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