her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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