I cockslap morals
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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