ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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