What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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