i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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