when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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