he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Congratulations! We have a period
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