put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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