You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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