Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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