I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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