I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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