I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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