Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You coming home soon, man?
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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