Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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