Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
my poor anus
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
